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Madness to Pins

Posted by Alix on 11 November 2007

Here we go, a few more tidbits from Pears. Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon .

Mad as a Hatter– “is simply a corruption of ‘mad as an adder'”

Actually, opinion is divided on this point of etymology – it could also be derived from the fact that hat makers often would go mad from mercury poisoning. I got the following from here:

The chemicals used in hat-making included mercurious nitrate, used in curing felt. Prolonged exposure to the mercury vapors caused mercury poisoning. Victims developed severe and uncontrollable muscular tremors and twitching limbs, called “hatter’s shakes”; other symptoms included distorted vision and confused speech. Advanced cases developed hallucinations and other psychotic symptoms.

Nasty business, millinery.

Nursing– “is generally done better by women than by men; but if a man does it well at all he is almost certainly better than any woman. The five important qualifications are – Temperance, cleanliness, firmness, gentleness and patience”

God bless sexists.

in Oxford University– “Candidates for M.A degrees in olden times had to show proficiency in grammar and in birching a boy, for which the boy got 4d”

Pins- “It is calculated that from 50 to 60 millions pins are made every day in England alone. One sometimes sees a bent pin, but never a broken or worn out pin. Where do they all go to? Probably several million are ‘lost’ everyday”

This is the funniest of the lot – the poor cyclopaedia compiler has clearly had a long day, and has allowed himself to run off on a vaguely desperate, baffled tangent (I write emails that sound like this). I am dubious about the figures involved – that’s a lot of pins to be manufacturing. I guess if people will ‘lose’ them…

(note – yes I have sodded up the html/ css. Hopefully this will be sorted at some point, as it is I am a bit in the dark as to what I need to do to fix it. It looked fine in Firefox…).

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